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Smile a little, sweet thing! You’re gonna give yourself wrinkles and gray hair! Maybe I should teach you how to live a little, eh?
Boisterous, loud, carefree. All shit I hate dealing with in other people. Why aren’t you worried about anything? You should be, considering how much money you spend jumping from one hair-brained scheme to the next. So much money... I’m stressed just thinking about it, fuck. Even when I tell this dude to get lost he drags me along to wherever he’s going, so I guess he likes me, somehow. Is he oblivious or just being annoying?
I like your style! That whole old timey radio host vibe is a real riot! Makes me wanna put on a suit and tap my feet around.
Bombay’zzzzz a scatterbrained guy if I’ve ever seen one! His passion changes every other day it seems, I’m always surprised with how he never runs out of steam! Don’t quit your day job kid, because how else would you afford all those hobbies?!
Zipper’s got a lot of random things to buy, which helps a lot when I don’t wanna buy stuff I need online! Never hurt to support a small business.
Bombay’s a sucker! I ain’t never seen someone come back fer more before this guy rolled inta’ town. He’s always buyin’ stuff offa’ me, somethin’ ta’ do with a new career calling er whatever. A dollar’s a dollar, and I ain’t arguing with someone who wants ta’ give me a dollar.
Ricky, my guy! This dude gets me. I’ll share a soda with him any day of the week!
Bombay’s a riot! Man, I’ve never met someone who vibes as hard as Bombay does. Other people call him bird-brained, but I think he’s just a man on a mission to discover himself. Been there done that, bro.
Romeo’s a real treat! A big sweetheart, really knows how to flatter a guy. Blitzen’s sure one lucky dude!
Such vibrant fur! So fluffy! Watching Bombay run around is mesmerizing, he’s like a blur of pretty colors! Won’t you come here and let me pet you, mister? You look so soft!!!
What a wet blanket! Won’t you lighten up, big guy?
Eugh... too sunshiney. Too sweet smelling, extremely loud, just... quite a lot.
Sure, Drake looks all mean and scary, but when you peel away all those ugly angry layers; he’s still mean, but at least he isn’t scary! Ha!
Why Are You The Way That You Are.
Just the cutest thing I ever did see! I’m gonna eat you up! Can I take you for a hot cocoa, bro?
O-overwh-! Overwhelming... talks sssssssooo loud... hhh...? He... means wwwwwell...
I LOVE Sol! This dude knows how to let loose. One day I’ll convince him to hold me in his arms and fly away!!
Bombay is fun to be around! Loud, colorful, and insistent! I can respect the passion, haha! But, no. I won’t fly you around.
Hellooooo, beautiful! My, my, aren’t you just the prettiest? Ah, bro, hey, I think I lost my number, can I get yours?
Bombay is charismatic! He’s a lot of fun to be around, and you can really tell he’s the life of the party for a lot of people. He has a lot of friends, and he always seems to be in a really good mood!!
He looks like he’s going to explode everytime I talk to Jerebear! <3 haha!
I want to shake him around by the shoulders.
Dango’s my buddy! I met them off of an ad for a roommate since it was kinda quiet in my house with just me, and they’re so nice! They give lots of sweet compliments and are really good with my friends, too! It’s so refreshing to meet someone new who you just click with right away, you know, bro? At first they kind of looked like they wanted to throw up when they saw me, but I think they must just have some kind of anxiety disorder, since they’re a bit nervous looking a lot. Ah, man, that must suck... don’t worry, Bombay to the rescue! I got your back, bro.
Bombay is,,, a handful. Very hard to understand, and even harder to not get angry at. He grew on me after a while, and we are, evidently, roommates, but the way he's so carefree ticks me off! He's dumb enough to not realize my compliments and positive attitude are false, so I don't have to worry about that, but lately I've found myself... Not lying on those fronts. I guess I can call him a friend, genuinely. And that just angers me even more.