Toby's Links
Zipper is my... boyfriend. Woah! Jeez, that word makes me feel young again! Yeah, he’zzzzz a bit much sometimes, and he can be a rascal, but he’s my rascal. I wouldn’t have him any other way, despite what everyone else may say, Zipper’zzzzzz a good guy. A... great guy, really, uhm.... Shucks! It get hot in here?
My boyfriend! No idea how I landed a catch like Toby, but that must be tha’ irresistible Zipper Charm working its wonders! ;) I’ve always thought Toby was a real sight fer sore eyes ever since I first saw ‘em, and man, what a guy! He’s a bleedin’ heart alright, his past says it clear as day. Nicer than anyone I’ve ever known, opened his home up ta’ me when I was eatin’ garbage off tha’ streets. What a guy, indeed...
You can really hear Gutterbird from a mile away! I’ve never heard a louder step in my life, but that’zzzzzzz whatcha get when you’re solid stone! But, yeouch, I’d never wanna be on the receiving end of a hit from this guy, you see those claws?! Zipper came home sporting the biggest bruise I’d ever seen after a run in with Gutterbird, so I think making him mad would mean pushing up daisies! Yikes!
I see this guy in two places: my social media feed, and in my favorite coffee shop. The difference between how he looks in those places is fucking insane. Dude’s gonna drop dead apparently, or at least he fuckin’ looks like it when I see him in real life. I’m feeling it. I’d look like that if I had to deal with Zipper, too.
Ricky’s alright in my bookzzzz! He’s a bit famous ‘round these parts, you hear he hit the jackpot? Must be a lucky dude, winnin’ the lotto and then coming back to his hometown and startin’ up a successful store. But with the way he looks, you’d think he’s homeless! We might have something in common there, eh?
Toby’s an interesting guy! I know he’s some marketing bigwig at this company in town, but everytime I see him out and about he looks like a vampire. Allergic to the sun! Haha, what a character.
Wowzers! I’ve never seen so much pink in one place, and that’s coming from me! Romeo’s a pretty cool cat, but I’ve seen him giving Zipper the stink eye more than enough times to know not to bring him with me when I go inside Romeo’s shop. He’zzzzz asked me for an autograph once, aint that just the darnedest thing?
Ohhh... Wowowowow!!! What a DILF! I’ve seen Toby both in his work clothes and out of them, and gosh, I can’t decide which is more handsome! How am I supposed to pick between the two? He’s nice and soft spoken, and I’m sure he must have the patience of a saint, considering the fact that he lives with that horrible, nasty, no good, garbage stealing FREAK Zipper! So dreamy! <333
My boys know Blitzzzzzen better than I do, apparently he makes music. Never heard any of it, but if my boys like it, then I’d say I’m a fan! Seen him behind the counter at Romeo’s bakery once or twice, but other than that we’re not acquainted.
Sometimes Toby looks like he just got scraped off the pavement, but honestly, what a huge fuckin’ mood. I support you funky bee man 👍
Cavity and I aren’t friends, but we’ve spoken more than a few times. Finding more things in common with random people comezzzz with age, I guess. That doesn’t mean he doesn’t give me the willies, though! It’s the way his smile doezzzzzn’t reach his eyes, it’s real noticeable. Eep!
I feel like Toby and I are more alike than he’d care to know. Also, he never wears his retainer. Is that the example you wish to set for your sons? What if they need braces someday, too? Hmph.
Drake and I go back farther than you’d think! Met him when we were teens, and it’zzzzz been a real experience seeing him mellow out with age. Or maybe it was those court ordered anger management sessions that finally did the trick, haha! I remember I bailed him out once, right before he had those sessions, and whew! If Drake looked that bad, I wouldn’t of wanted to see the other guy. Nowadayzzzz he just lays face down on the floor miserably when stuff pisses him off. Guess three assault charges’ll do that to ya!
Not so bad, but his persona makes me want to tear my hair out. How the fuck does he act so happy all the time?
Bombay’zzzzz a scatterbrained guy if I’ve ever seen one! His passion changes every other day it seems, I’m always surprised with how he never runs out of steam! Don’t quit your day job kid, because how else would you afford all those hobbies?!
I like your style! That whole old timey radio host vibe is a real riot! Makes me wanna put on a suit and tap my feet around.
Golly, kid, you need to borrow my hoodie? Can I buy you a blanket? Looks like you’re about to catch hypothermia...
Toby is... a-alright... I g-gah! I guuueesssss... mmm... He’s offered to buy me a c-cawww-COFFEE! Coffee... before.
A robot! Boy, the future is here. I’d love to catch Sol out and about when I’ve got my kidzzzz with me, I’m sure they’d go wild seeing a tried and true robot!
I don’t know much about Toby!! He usually looks really impressed whenever he sees me, though. Funny!
Jeremy’s a sweet guy, a real marshmallow, honezzzztly. You can tell he’s passionate about children just by seeing him interact with one, it’s a sight to behold. You rarely meet a guy who’s good right down to their core these days, but I guess Jeremy’s different from all the rest.
Oh, Toby! I’ve got so much to say about him... hmmm, where to start! Well, the way he helped get Zipper off the streets out of the goodness of his heart is so moving, sometimes when I see them in public together it makes me emotional! He’s so compassionate, and it’s a real shame what happened between him and his ex wife... I couldn’t ever imagine experiencing something that horrible, and to bounce back the way Toby has? Gosh, he must be so strong! We’ve spoken a couple of times because he asks what he should study for when he’s got his sons and they need help with homework. I don’t think I’ve seen someone so eager to learn algebra all over again! His boys are the cutest, too!