Sanguine

The goodest boi is here.  He is a pure and wholesome friend.

Species: Clown lion bear man??

Age: 30

Birthday: August 27

Gender: Male (trans)

Pronouns: he / him

Sexuality: Asexual

Occupation: Clown, unofficial therapist

Physical Description 

• Very smol (4'9" without the hair)
• Soft squishy boi
• Has marshmallow hands
• Can't walk normally with his giant feets
  • Expect some flopping about and bouncing sideways up stairs
• Can't wear normal clothes because of the ridiculous way his body's shaped
  • He always has a giant flashy bow tie on
  • He also owns an arsenal of giant coats that look a little like circus tents
• Smells like cotton candy
• Always has a stash of balloons in his coat in case anyone needs an emergency balloon animal

Personality 

• GOODEST BOI
• Loves himself and everyone around him
• Cure for coulrophobia
• Everyone's therapist / teddy bear
• Unflinchingly cheerful
• Silly goofy soul
• He's actually very well-adjusted and mature, he's just a real goofball
• Loves to help people
• Extremely cuddly, gives the best hugs

Likes 

• Apple juice
• Balloons
• Dumb jokes
• Smart jokes
• Live performances
• General silliness
• Giant flashy bow ties
• Carnival food
• Helping people wrangle their spooky emotions

Dislikes 

• Insensitivity
• Party poopers
• Stop Having Fun Guys
• Destructive immaturity
• Sad friends

Personal Info 

• Friends with everyone, but especially Collie
  • They used to perform together a lot and they're just BFFs
• Lives in a small cozy apartment full of all sorts of wacky things that look like they're straight out of a cartoon
• He keeps tapes of his parents' performances and watches them whenever he needs an excuse to eat popcorn
• His parents also taught him how to be a proper GM for tabletop RPGs (his mom prefers D&D and his dad prefers Toon), so he and his circus pals sometimes get together and go on imaginary adventures all day
• Likes to joke about his "tragic backstory," which he makes up as he goes and gets sillier every time he tells it
  • Notable "events" in his "tragic backstory"
    • His biological mother was eaten by spaghetti when he was two
    • He vowed revenge and tried to attack the noodles with a fork, but couldn't do much because he was still two
    • He was shipped off to a terrible orphanage run by some dastardly tortellini
• (melodramatic Heath Ledger impression) "Ya wanna know...how I got these scars???"
  • "...from top surgery?"
    • "Yeah!!"

Brief Backstory 

• Adopted son of two circus performers (sea lion dad (Harold) and Indian elephant mom (Pooja))
• His dad lives for dad jokes and his mom lives for corny puns
  • AND WITH THEIR POWERS COMBINED they made the Goodest Boi
• He has a degree in psychology with a minor in tomfoolery

Trivia 

• Has excellent gaydar
• That IS his real hair
  • He keeps things in it
• He's beloved by everyone
• His theme song is "Kids" by MGMT
• TV Tropes: Non-Ironic Clown

Date of Creation / Adoption: August 27, 2015

Other Notes: He was born from a random doodle on a chemistry worksheet.  Something about that squishy boy told me I just HAD to keep him.

After almost half a decade of having this boy, he's evolved into a comfort character for me.  Both in the sense that I like to draw him, and because I made a physical giant plush of him that soothes my anxiety and has helped me through a panic attack.