Koa
Licorictus
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- 6 years, 3 months ago
- Creator
- Licorictus
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P I N E A P P L E M A N
Species: False gharial (Tomistoma schlegelii)
Age: 22
Birthday: June 13
Gender: Male
Pronouns: he / him
Sexuality: Gay
Physical Description
- Lanky and slouchy
- Always got that mohawk going
- His teeth just go everywhere
- Tends to melt all over anything he's sitting on, always looks like he's comfy
- Usually has this serene half-lidded smile
- He sounds like a stereotypical surfer dude, or maybe a stereotypical stoner dude
- "Duuuuuuuuude."
- "Nah man, it's chill."
- "Just be cool, my guy."
Personality
- Chillest guy alive, instantly mellows out everyone around him
- Laid-back and easygoing
- Willing to try pretty much anything
- That doesn't mean he'll like pretty much everything, just that he tends to make a lot of questionable decisions
- Has a good grasp on what is and isn't that big a deal
- Refuses to be fazed by anything relatively unimportant
- Calls everyone "dude," and everything he likes is "chill"
- As soon as you get to know him you realize he's super gay
- He lives for dick jokes
- He'll randomly start giggling because the first verse of "Slob on my Knob" just popped into his head
- Just the thought of a dildo makes him snicker because all he can think of is how floppy it is
- etc. etc. he's secretly thirteen
Likes
- Rotguts
- The way he gets even cuter as soon as he gets nervous
- Every time he manages to do something "ultra risqué" (read: cuddle with Koa) and then gets giggly because he did a thing
- How soft and warm and clingy he is
- Rollerblading
- Painting abstract art
- Neon colors
- 80's aesthetics
- Watching rain fall
Dislikes
- People trying way too hard to get attention
- Getting rained on
Personal Info
- Tacky tourist shops are his entire aesthetic
- Think Alvin's Island - dime-a-dozen stores with LIVE SHARKS written in neon in the window, under a million different names but all containing the exact same inventory, accounting for at least 50% of all the buildings in a tourist town
- Truffle's teaching him how to pole dance so he can be the glamorous gay he always knew he was
- But first he needs some legs
- Doesn't know how to surf, but wants to learn
- He was into comics as a kid, and in fact his first fictional character crush (though he didn't realize it at the time) was a Rob Liefeld character named Shaft
- And if that doesn't tell you everything you need to know about him as a person then I don't know what else to say
- Speaking of Rob Liefeld, Koa calls him his "artistic muse," and nobody really knows if he's joking
- People tend to assume he's a stoner, but he's not
- He's been appearing in more and more of Rotguts's YouTube videos since they started dating; the channel's devolved from a screamy teenager screaming about games to a couple of dorks giggling about nothing in particular
- His drag queen persona's name is Piña Grigio, because nobody should ever trust Koa to name anything
- He reminds people of a pineapple
Brief Backstory
- Has a lot (no, really, a lot) of stories to tell involving him trying something stupid and outlandish without really knowing what he was getting into
- Like when he had sex for the very first time, which happened because two people he knew (a guy and a girl) approached him like "hey wanna have a threesome" and he was like lol ok
- That was how he discovered he was "bi" (read: gay in denial)
- Or that time that he got into his first "serious relationship" (with a girl, mind you, which was ok because he was pretty sure he was bi) because she approached him like "hey i always thought you were pretty cute, wanna go out" and he was like lol ok
- And then that lasted all of two weeks before he realized he was gay while watching porn
- Or that time he ended up starring in a porno for an art school project and somehow pulled off a good grade in that class
- The group he was in marketed it to the professor as a deconstruction of the porn industry when really they all just wanted to see if they could get away with it (and Koa just wanted to get with this one guy)
- Or how he has a closet half full of sex toys in his apartment because he just buys them on a whim to try out, and he doesn't even want to get rid of the ones he's not into because what if he changes his mind later??
- "Koa, why do you have thirty-two collars???"
- Like when he had sex for the very first time, which happened because two people he knew (a guy and a girl) approached him like "hey wanna have a threesome" and he was like lol ok
- It's all good tho, because he's comfortable with his mistakes and likes laughing about them with people
- Moved to the area at least partially to escape from the memories and people that remind him of his last relationship, which went down in flames
- It wasn't his fault, but it's still pretty rough to think about
- He's definitely going to need a little more time to move on before he can laugh about that mistake
Trivia
- Theme song: "Slow Down," by Poolside
- Before I gave him a personality, or even a name, he existed for the longest time as a giant sticker on the cover of one of my sketchbooks.
Date of Creation / Adoption: June 13, 2017
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