Gloria

Species: Scalloped hammerhead (Sphyrna lewini)

Birthday: November 12

Gender: female (trans)

Pronouns: she / her

Occupation: Privateer captain

Physical Description 

• Fairly tall shark with, you guessed it, a really pronounced hammer head
  • She's at least a foot taller than Bones even with his heels, which she doesn't hesitate to mock him for
    • "Ye trying to compensate for somethin' there?  Got a bit of small dick syndrome, aye?"
• Always wearing either a naval uniform or, like, a bastardized version of a naval uniform
• Usually has a smug-ass smirk on her face, and is usually literally looking down on you
• Sometimes walks around barefoot on deck; her shoes make her feet ache when she wears them for a long time

Personality 

• Keeps up a sophisticated and distinguished appearance when ashore; immediately gets vulgar and starts cussing up a storm the second she leaves port
  • Gloria dealing with the unscrupulous souls paying her to rob people blind: "Aye, 'twas a pleasure doing business with ye, hope to cross yer path again sometime"
  • Gloria dealing with her crew: "Th' FUCK do ya think yer doing ye CUM-GUZZLIN' ARSEWIPE, get yer COCK out yer mouth 'n' HOIST THE GOD DAMN SAILS"
• Can be awfully charismatic and charming when it works in her favor
• Does genuinely care about her crew, though she has a real funny way of showing it
  • She's like the big sister who constantly messes with her younger siblings but then gets royally pissed if anyone besides her teases them
• Virtually fearless, difficult to intimidate
  • The last time Gutt got up in her face she spat on his coat, and still kept her cool when he grabbed her and threatened to kill her
  • She's utterly unafraid of being tossed into the ocean - she's a saltwater fish, she's not gonna drown
• Lawful Bastard

Likes 

• People who romanticize pirates - she can pretty easily charm them into doing whatever she wants
  • Somehow she keeps herself from rolling her eyes at the guy gushing over "landing a gorgeous she-devil" juuuuust long enough to convince him to do exactly what she needs
• Putting on a show for her crew and/or random bystanders

Dislikes 

• These goddamn pirates who keep competing with her for targets
  • Getting in a shootout with a pirate's fleet just isn't worth the risk or resources, so any merchant ships they manage to capture are basically losses for her
• People with "big dick syndrome" - small dick syndrome she can deal with, but every time she encounters one of these guys she gets an overwhelming urge to launch him into the sea
• Soup
  • It's just hot, salty liquid.  It's like drinking the ocean.  Why, outside of breathing, would you want to swallow saltwater?

Personal Info 

• Excellent navigator, can get around without a map if she absolutely needs to
• Usually wields knives and cutlasses rather than firearms
  • Turns out having a hammer-shaped head with your eyes spaced over a foot apart kind of predisposes you to be absolute trash at aiming a gun
  • She regularly does target practice because she'd like to be able to use a pistol, but she's still not at a point where she can consistently hit where she wants to
• Has been known to loudly sing sea shanties after having a few too many drinks
• Senses electric fields - even if she can't see you, she still knows exactly where you are
• Has a real taste for squid, which she proclaims loudly whenever she gains some kind of victory over Gutt
• Will not hesitate to wave around her Letter of Marque as an official excuse to get away with literally everything

Date of Creation / Adoption: November 12, 2019