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LARGEST HAM Q!
- Sarcosuchus imperator translates loosely to "flesh crocodile emperor," and he will remind you of this constantly
- DAPPER GENTLEMANG
- Pay no attention to his teeeeeeny leggies
- Literally a cartoon villain
- Doesn't know how to have a conversation without sounding dastardly
- Thinks Groucho glasses are both high fashion and an acceptable disguise
- Always cackling about something, whether or not it's funny
- Won the "Most Likely to Eat People" award
- "Most people 'resort' to cannibalism in dire circumstances. Not this guy. He won this award because we're pretty sure his definition of 'dire circumstances' includes 'running low on Cheetos.'"
