Zooka

Species: Gatordog (preferably drawn like a Tibetan mastiff... big. hairy. square floppy face)

Pronouns: he / they 

Physical Description 

• enormous mega hairball
  • good lord how do you see
  • he's already like 6'5" and that's without the mane of hair.  no pooch has any right to be this Big
• big translucent horns, claws, and scorpion tail.  
  • they all feel like tumbled stones, and they're pretty blunt
• huge paws, on both hands and feet.  just... real baseball mitts right there
• has been known to wear Hawaiian shirts
• smells like fruity candy, particularly lemon-lime and watermelon

Personality 

• himbo
• always wired, never tired
  • even when he's sitting around being a couch potato he is secretly in High Gear
• highly independent, doesn't appreciate being told what to do
  • like, he won't just stubbornly do something stupid/and or dangerous just because someone warned him against it...
  • ...buuuuuut he might not always listen when advised/told to do something.  
• very loyal to & protective of friends
• has a hard time getting to know new people, is slow to trust even if they come with his current friends' endorsement

Likes 

• being groomed and/or brushed.  all that fluff requires a ton of maintenance y'know
• finding his own way of doing things, feeling like he's accomplished something
• hanging out with his friends :)

Dislikes 

• being spoon-fed information/positions/etc.
  • he doesn't like to be handed things for free.  he wants to work for it and do it himself or else he doesn't feel like he's earned it
• having to interact with unfamiliar people... he knows it's a fact of life, but that doesn't mean he has to like it
• that one time of the year when his whole-ass undercoat sheds all at once and everything he touches is instantly covered in hair oh lordy

Personal Info 

• has fallen for "if your paw is bigger than your face it could be a sign of low intelligence"
• has also fallen for ligma
• tends to stay up and party all night
• physical affection is his main love language, he feels most connected with his friends when he gets to hug and cuddle them
• do not ask him if he wants to play.  the answer is always yes.
  • just throw a ball at his head, he'll understand

Date of Creation / Adoption: Adopted from mintitacos Jan 12, 2021