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Valentine certainly loves to remind me about his past with Cash... He's... ugh, I'm sorry, he's just obnoxious.
James is such a soft little thing, isn't he? For a man who puts on such a suave and professional face in public, he certainly does fall apart at the mention of blood. Interesting he'd choose to jump the bones of a vampire, but who am I to judge? It's almost cute how embarrassed he gets.
Ray is my brother... I care about him. I really do. But he's just so... frustrating. He never takes anything seriously, so it's hard to tell when he's joking...
James is my *half* brother. Don't forget the half. You know, like I'm only half the man he'll ever be? Juuuust kidding...Just kidding... We have our fights, but a brother is a brother, *right*?
August...uh... Valentine. Yeah, he sure is, isn't he? Haha. Stabbed me once, and I died. But what's done is done. Pretty sure he'd do it again, but we'll cross that bridge if we get to it. Until then, we can keep hanging out stab wound free.
Cash, Cash, Cash. My one and only fledging... We used to be a thing, you know? Before James? And before I *may* have stabbed him. But that's all just water under the bridge now.
Kind of a weird guy! I like him. He and James have a pretty rocky relationship though. I can't tell where some of the jokes begin and end between them.
Love the guy. A bit of a dumbass, but I guess that's what it takes to wind up in bed with James! Haha, just screwing around... Nice guy. Lots of fun.
You could say James and I have kind of a thing. A *sexy* thing, if you will. He's definitely more...responsible than I am, but I guess sometimes even responsible can be *kinda* fun... Even when he's mad at me, he's gentle about it... Maybe sometimes James is *too* nice, even when I don't deserve it. I'm glad I got to meet him. Can't believe I get to date him. And the stuff he writes?? Damn!
Cash can be...*eccentric*, but I love him very much... more than I think I can say. Ah, this is a bit embarrassing, isn't it? T-the blood thing? Well. That's no big deal as long as I don't look. Cash is good at taking care of me---I mean---about the blood!! O-oh no...
She's *pushy*, but Odin isn't the worst person I've ever met... Whatever rivalry she and Hugo have between them doesn't involve me, and she's got a few interesting ghost stories...
Horrific taste in friends, but I like his attitude. He knows more monsters than most of the people I've ever seen in the hunting divisions... It's a shame he was stuck in accounting. I'm sure he has lots of interesting things he could share with me...
...And just what, exactly, is this supposed to be? Some little accident of Bernard's? Does *Hugo* know about this?
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Grant's alright... Always worked hard and made sure things went the way they're supposed to. Maybe oversteps a few boundaries here and there, but I admire the pride he takes in his work... Feel bad the kid's gotta spend so much time with Odin though, and Benny sure doesn't like talking about him...
He could have better taste in friends, but I respect the work Hugo's done throughout his career. What exactly makes Bernard so *attractive* to him, I can't imagine...
Ziggy likes her, but...something is so off about her! Grant sucks, but she seems like she's fake nice even to him...
Honey...? Oh, is that the name of the *loud* one that's always clinging to the *other* loud one? Hugo really knows how to keep company, doesn't he?
Benny seriously shared a friend with this guy!? This guy has friends at all?!? And what the hell are his pants made of? Giant lizards?? Where's he finding those, huh? I've only seen scales like that in a few places...
Ah, yes. More of the riffraff Bernard associates himself with... Not interested. At least she has decent taste in jewlery, unlike the rest of them.
Ray is fun! But... uh, he's a little too into his work. And sometimes he's kinda mean to Cash... His pranks go a little too far sometimes, but he really does seem to like Cash. What's he so mean to his own brother for though!?
Kelga's sister? They don't even share any blood, and they still get along great. Must be wild. Haha! She's real protective over him and everything... No skin off my back though. James, on the other hand... It's funny the way she intimidates him.
Ah... Cash's sister. She's... eccentric? Very much like Cash is... And so tall... I know she's just looking out for her little brother... But I hope we can get along a little better in the future. Cash's family is my family.
James is...! Well... I don't *dislike* James... but does he have to be so protective over Cash!? Is he his boyfriend or his dad? He's gotta learn to lighten up a little. And maybe grow some more of a backbone while he's at it!! But... he is really sweet...
She and Ziggy are a match made in hell, I'll tell you that much... It's like they've made it their personal goal in life to embarrass me as much as possible. But....sometimes it's nice to be around people that don't... I know they probably just want me to have a good time...but... do they have to be so *much* about it!?
He's so... *booooring*!! I love Benny, and he can be so sweet sometimes, but how can someone so into sexy monsters be such a killjoy!? He's so much fun when he's having a good time! But he's so moody all the time! I want him to smile more!
Ziggy's friend? She's a nice kid, but Ziggy and Benny know her better than I do. I remember when I first met her---stared me down for hours! Thought she'd jump across the table and claw up the rest of me. She warmed up after a while though... Not too sure what it was that did it though.
Weeeell... I don't like these new age knights at all... But Hugo's nice. He reminds me a lot of all the knights that raised me, so I'm surprised he goes along with all this hunter stuff. He's a noble guy... I haven't met a knight like him in a long time...
Ugh, he's such a diva. He changed a lot after meeting Cash... And he's so mean to him! Cash always says he's joking, but jokes aren't supposed to be so mean! Although...I guess I'm glad I know him... I wouldn't have Cash if I didn't...
Honey? She's a little *much.* I've known her for ages. Never once changed a bit. Not exactly the most charming, but Cash likes her regardless... Maybe a little too much, but that's none of my business. They can play family for all eternity for all I care, as long as Cash is happy. Childish attracts childish, I suppose.
Ziggy's so cool! His stories are the best. He's not *boring* like everyone else. Treasure hunting sounds fun... I want him to take me sometime. He took me out on his boat once and we got super lost. That was fun!! Plus, he plays volleyball with and actually has time to spend at the beach with me!
Even when everyone else is sick of listening to me, Honey's always happy to hear me talk. Sweet woman, couldn't ask for more in a friend! She thought us getting lost out on the water that one time was "part of the adventure." Er---which it was! It's nice having someone to get into trouble with when everyone else is out being *boring.* Woman after my own heart.
Honey, I'm home! Ha...that's funny, right? Absolutely... She took me in like family when I needed it the most. Definitely made the whole vampire adjustment a lot easier. My old family is long gone, so it's nice to still have a sister... Wouldn't mind if she stared down James a little less, but eh. What can you do!
Cash!! He's my baby brother. I've known him since he was first born! As a vampire, I mean. He seemed so stressed out when we first met... but he got the hang of it really quick! I love him! And nothing bad is ever gonna happen to him on my watch. *Or else.*
I can't believe Hugo and Benny ran off and adopted a kid on me! Do they know how much work that is!? Wait--are they even--uh, are we sure this isn't just an octopus...? I've seen a lot of sea monsters in my time, and---you know what? Makes sense for Benson. I think I can do this uncle thing...
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Aaaww, so cute!! You're just like me when I was a baby! Uh. Except for the... I mean. We both hatched from eggs! Wait, did you hatch from an egg? Oh, who cares!? You've got a big, strong, knight for a daddy just like I did! And Benny.
My daddy inspired yours to become a kn---uh, hunter. They used to be better... But that kinda makes us, like, great, great, supercousins or something, right!? I'm sure Hugo will love you lots and lots! Especially with Benny there! I had a lot more, but two is pretty good! Oh, you're so CUTE.
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She's cute, isn't she?? I can't believe Hugo wanted to get rid of her. It was weird he brought her home in the first place, but---well, look at her! She's just a baby, Hugo's worrying over nothing... I'm... not exactly sure what she *is* just yet, but I think I can handle myself...
Hugo's career was in hunting. I think I'm a little more qualified than he is in this case...
[Tiny squeaks] ♡♡ !!
She's, uh... Well, the little lady sure is... interesting. Still couldn't tell you what came over me when I took her home with me, but Benny adores her. I trust his judgment, but no way in hell I'm leaving them alone together with all those *teeth* she's got. He named her Bitey, for god's sake... Although, I think he did that just to...
[sighs] I'm too soft on him sometimes... I've been hunting monsters for thirty years, I know what I'm talking about! I really hope Benny knows what he's doing.
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Ugh… Right, the local comedian. We’re friends, yeah. But if he embarrasses me in front of Hugo again, I swear… How many times can one guy tell the same joke before he gets tired of it?! Calling me cute…! He doesn’t have to tease me about it!
Aww, he’s such a cutie, haha! Reminds me a lot of myself when I was younger. Except, uh, moody and brooding. The teasing is all in good fun, it’s just nice to see him lighten up a little! Have you ever seen him teach one of his yoga classes. Hoo! Maybe someday he’ll be more open to having a little more fun with me.