Lun

a moon rabbit that has somehow, unfortunately, made its way down to earth. after centuries of bustling mythology, human belief and imagination has managed to extend its influence beyond earth: indeed, there are rabbits living on the moon! tucked away around the border of the dark side, small tunnels have bore their way into the moon's surface, in which a small kingdom of rabbits has settled. the rabbits bow to a king, and so did lun, once, but... they don't know, something must have... happened... why are they here..?

to their own dismay, lun has found themself stuck on planet earth, and they have no memory of how or why. simply wandering the earth for a few decades has gotten them quite the reputation - seeing them has become a token of good fortune among the locals, some even ascribe them the status of a deity. lun doesn't even have time to be flattered! the earthlings and their strange, flashing boxes that they point at them, and their large hands reaching to pick them up... they are all such wastes of their time! they need to go back to the moon! luckily for lun, they are a formidable warrior, and have gotten out of every situation unscathed thusfar. 

and yet, they have not been able to answer this question at all, which is now so much more complicated than it seemed at first: how do they go back to the moon?

perhaps another nap will help them figure it out...