"With you and... Kenny, is it? Do the ghosts possessing her body ever interfere with your friendship, and have they tried to attack you? What sorts of things do you do for fun?"
"Mm, my partners... Ramona, my lovely tiger girlfriend, and Finch, a bird boy... Truth is, I met Finch two years after Ramona. Ramona, I met at voice tryouts for characters of an anime dub. We became fast friends, discussing things like the anime we watched, making soft pretzels, others that bothered us, pretty much anything you can imagine. A year later, she was auditioning for a particular movie I happened to take an interest in, and the way she moved onstage reminded me of an angel. I recognized then that I had feelings for her and asked her out. She wanted time to think it over, and the next week she accepted! We've been attached at the hip ever since." Montgomery let out a soft lovesick sigh, an unusual action for the generally anti-sappy cat. "Finch was just a coworker for a while... I'd seen him around, he assisted me with operations occasionally, but we never really started talking until I saw someone telling him off for misplacing the file. That hypocrite actually had misplaced a heart once, so I told him to shove off, and he did. Finch and I occasionally talked about random nerdy stuff, like Dungeons & Dragons, but most conversations surrounded work. He was almost as passionate about it as I was. At one point, during a heart transplant, I had to set aside the old heart, and as soon as I had finished with the operation it was gone. I just assumed someone was being kind and taking it 'elsewhere' for me, but immediately after, I noticed Finch standing in the corner, holding it to him. 'Say it,' he told me. 'Make the pun.' I asked him what pun, and he pointed to the heart, then at me. 'Fine... You stole my heart,' I told him, and he got the cutest, derpiest grin I'd ever seen. That afternoon, he asked Ramona if we could be in a polyamorous relationship, and she didn't have a problem with it at all. We've been excellent ever since..." He paused, looking up at the man. "Why do you ask, by the way? And what's with this interrogation? How did I get here?"