Kansas

A sweet, plain woman with a love of farming and apple pie, Kansas seems very much the prototypical "Girl Next Door" so long as you ignore her somewhat concerning proclivity for firearms. Seriously, even Texas wouldn't touch some of the firepower she's got locked away in that inconspicuous shed at the edge of her farm.

Besides that, she and Utah are happily married, and frequently have some of the most absolutely basic sex one can imagine.