kiwinatorwaffles's Literatures


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4 months, 18 days ago
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implied self-harm/suicidal ideation


“i’m probably weird, aren’t i?” link cranes his neck to stare off into the foggy horizons again. “i don’t think any normal person thinks like this. wishing to get hurt and all. the public is probably gonna think i’m crazy if i ever tell them that i… well, want to die sometimes.”

in which link vents his frustrations of being the hero.

Published
4 months, 18 days ago
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1339

Explicit Violence

helping zelda wasn’t even a question when he heard her call; she’s his best (and only) friend after all. and besides, saving her will prove he’s a hero… right?

(it technically wasn’t wrong. but like he said, being a hero is a lot less honorable than one thinks.)

or, link wanted to be a hero. he got that, but it was far from what he expected.
(rewrite of my first loz work)

Published
4 months, 18 days ago
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580

Mild Violence

With instant-healing items being so commonplace and normal in society now, warriors are expected to take on even heavier work due to their access to insta-heals.
or,
Link didn’t think that becoming the Hero would mean having to live his life in and endless cycle of agony.

Published
10 months, 3 days ago
Updated
10 months, 3 days ago
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24 84066

Mild Violence

blood, violence, fighting, depictions of panic attacks/ptsd


What would happen if the Cookies were suddenly sent to the human world?

With the residents out of the way, Pomegranate, Licorice, and their master can finally execute an important plan of spreading Darkness to the rest of Earthbread, yet little do they know, it is never a good idea to underestimate the power of angry Cookies in large groups.


Mild Violence

“Well, if you’re going to call my name stupid, what’s yours?”

The ghost frowns, tapping his chin a couple times. “Hm. I’m not quite in the mood to give you my real name, so how about this? I’ll make a silly nickname just like yours, to match. How about… Helsknight? Ay?”

“You can’t just steal my name!”

In which a knight and a ghost are placed into an unlikely, frustrating situation, and now they must learn to bond. Or maybe, at the very least, just tolerate each other.


in which evan decides that the next step in his hero career is to get superpowers! (norman disagrees)

original: midge1 on ao3


This Week, on Hero Recap!

Reporter: Percy Riffs
Writer and Cameraman: Zach Lloyd
Live Captions: Lyarrah Kat

original: anarchistanonymous on ao3


mild blood and injury in final chapter


"What's your name?" XVoid asks.

"N—" Norman freezes. "Worm... man," he decides on a whim. Oh goodness, he's already regretting it—what kind of a stupid name is that?

But instead of laughing, XVoid nods. "Well, Worm-Man, it's a pleasure to meet you."

Or, in which a shy teenager unexpectedly discovers his powers, and his eyes open to a completely new world of superheroes.


Out of everything that can possibly happen on a hike, he never expected to find someone trapped in a well, screaming for help.

in which a confused singer stumbles across a distressed witch in a seemingly random well that will change his life.


Mild Violence

WARNINGS FOR ENTIRE WORK

  • non-graphic violence
  • blood and injury
  • referenced/attempted mind control

In which two brothers are both living double-lives as a hero and vigilante, yet neither of them catch onto each other's identities. What shenanigans will ensue?

Published
1 year, 6 months ago
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180

a ghost reveals florence's true past. (2019)


Explicit Violence

deaths of cory p and noah m lMFAOOO L bozo (2019)

VERY outdated. the lore is SO old. so much has changed since then. this is only here as an archive

Published
1 year, 6 months ago
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1871

script written for ivanabe gaye vs her corruption au counterpart, ivanabe feared. (2019)

Published
1 year, 7 months ago
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559

rewrite of an old work. 4/30/21

Published
1 year, 8 months ago
Updated
1 year, 8 months ago
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30 31748

Mild Violence

as an archive just to be safe

Published
2 years, 6 months ago
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2 years, 6 months ago
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2 4264

the start of florence and spence's adventures. written back in around may of 2019. discontinued.

Published
2 years, 7 months ago
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987 1

very much discontinued as well. also written sometime in 2019.

Published
3 years, 4 months ago
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729

writing for modcy angels and demons au. the angel named caesar is banished to hell for a reason he is not told.

Published
3 years, 4 months ago
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1493

kimberly and kyle are paired up and have to work together to find the lost gems. rewrite of a previous work!

Published
3 years, 4 months ago
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320

a scene from kimberly and kyle's childhood. some points are inaccurate. written on 12/14/19

Published
3 years, 4 months ago
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343

kyle goes off on his own and gets in trouble. written on 12/08/19

Published
3 years, 4 months ago
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459

adrian meets someone who doesnt look very happy to see him. (written on 7/4/20)