kiwinatorwaffles's Literatures
two allosexual people are baffled at the notion that someone can have sex but not be attracted to the other person
includes discussion of sex but nothing explicit it's all played for jokes
Austin nervously clears his throat and says, "You're all in danger. Captain Dan isn't an actual person. He's a robot that will crash this ship."
Austin attempts to warn the passengers of the Longerfellow in the past. It doesn't go the way he wanted.
“Because, Ivanabe Gaye,” you say with a low voice, still grinning widely. “I’m certain you’ll never see the light of day again. Or at least, when you do, it’ll already be too late.”
Bea visits Ivy after catching her in Government Valley.
a layout of my sol plot timeline! it ranges from pre-game to post-game and includes the changes i made to canon/route-specific paths i took during my playthroughs. will likely be updated semi-regularly as i play more.
updated 5/6/24
“Huh. Okay. This is probably obvious, but did you try sending a prayer to him?”
Kejian’s first instinct is to shoot Neyo’s suggestion down. What good could a prayer do? He saw Enhu every day! They practically lived with each other! They could just talk face-to-face with none of the typical god messaging crap.
During a talk with Neyo, the question of missing patrons rises, and Kejian wonders if all he needed to do was send Enhu a message.
austin loves to make goofy nicknames! if he likes you, he'll give you a nice and silly nickname. if he doesn't like you, he'll give you a nickname you hate! if you're older than him/of an older generation then he probably won't give you a nickname out of respect. here's a comprehensive list!
"I see," Poindexter says. "I suppose you plan to kill me on the spot, then."
"Oh, of course not!" Austin exclaims with exaggerated dramatism. "That would be way too good for a pathetic excuse of a tin-can-man like you. Nah. I've got something that'll make you really regret ever messing with me and my friends."
Austin bests Terrence Poindexter in a game of wits (and fists). He decides his nemesis' fate with a little mischief sprinkled in.
a strict list of guidelines for the ass kickers' meatcar aux playlist, written by cassidy herself. done in order to prevent the gang from ripping each other to shreds over who gets to play what song on the meatcar aux
Austin twiddles his thumbs. “It's Tams and Lei. I don’t know if you’ve noticed it, but Lei likes Tams…”
“Oh, don’t worry — everyone has noticed it,” Jessica scoffs. “I see Leah making googly eyes at Tam every time they’re in a room together.”
The others have noticed Tam and Leah's feelings for each other and form a wingman operation.
(part 1 of the wingmanning saga)
“What are you doing,” Leah hisses. This is absurd. This can’t possibly be the first time Tam has met a mob.
“What does it look like I’m doing?” Tam replies, tightening the grip on her bat, eyes dead focused on the group of men in front of them. “I’m telling these mob scum to fuck off.”
The mob confronts the team, and Leah begins discovering her agency.
The walk down the hall is the longest walk of Austin’s life. His heart thumps in anticipation, practically jumping out of his chest. He can’t remember the last time he saw Betty’s face, but it feels like a lifetime. Almost as long as this walk.
The receptionist leads him to a closed door. Beatrice Dieot. The time has come.
Austin finally meets his sister again.
convo transcript with the sol gang after tam gets a cursed ass ring and wears it
“Legendary adventurer?” The gears in Tam’s brain start to turn. Aunt Ivy. Last name Gaye. Why does that sound so familiar? Wait… Tam gasps loudly, exclaiming, “Your sister is Ivanabe Gaye?”
“Yes… didn’t you know that already?” Rufus asks, puzzled.
Tam and Austin meet Ivy’s brother Rufus in the S.I.T. basement. Here, Tam finds out that Austin’s beloved Aunt Ivy and the legendary Ivanabe Gaye are the same person.
my concept ramblings on discord of the start setting for post-totk where zelda discovers that link has mysteriously vanished. may or not be turned into prose later
old comic scripts i wrote for my kol characters, which i discontinued after drawing one part. this was the predecessor to the kol fanfic!
a transcription of the that one legendary tumblr post with the shoreville high freshmen gang. complete with images!
chat logs of me and xy talking about a modcy date in the amusement park tee hee !
cy observes mod's behaviors when living together. written on dec 14, 2020
red dragonfruit cookie's adventures in discovering his past and who, exactly, the red dragon is. written in 2019, WIP, hopefully will continue in the future.
an old roleplay with black licorice and calla lily. unpublished. adapted into prose on september 1, 2019
originally meant for the dr crossover for the old ttiwh sequel. unpublished. written on july 26, 2019.
the original version of black licorice's fight with the legendaries. written on july 10, 2019.
one shot i wrote on 5/20/20. i find the love triangle between them SO FUCKING FUNNY LMAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
a short conversation at the end of tiyf. written on 5/22/20
C. MARSHALL: Yup. Don’t tell her, but I’m actually investigating something. I only see this weird mystery stuff at night.
M. RAMIREZ: What is it?
C. MARSHALL: I think my dad — actually, can you stop the recording? This is… as the spies would say, “classified information.”
M. RAMIREZ: Of course.
[end recording]
logs of the marshall kids' counseling sessions of august 17, 18, and 19.