L.G.

Male, 500+, Robot, 5'6"

Lives in an absolutely garbage world where, at some point, time and reality broke causing things from the past and future to come together into one horrible present. Some areas, referred to as "flux zones", are worse than others when it comes to warped reality. No one can pinpoint exactly when the cataclysm happened since everyone remembers the event differently. Resides in a city named New Neos, which is is generally believed to have been mostly ripped from the distant future. New Neos is a dense city filled with neon lights that power themselves and strange factories that require no raw materials to produce products. As miraculous as the city is, most of its citizens find themselves in poverty due to rent and food costs. 

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A sentient robot who has a knack of getting ahold of cursed items. LG primarily deals in cursed videotapes, but he sells pretty much any cursed object he finds at his store.

He is basically just lightning wearing some clothes.

Has two friends (he does not want anymore), Misha and Holographic Lazer Tiger. Misha is a human who he employs to watch cursed tapes. Sometimes the tapes kill him, but thanks to his magic, he gets better. They occasionally hang out when they aren't dicking around with cursed objects.

Holographic Lazer Tiger is a synthetic tiger that is based on a popular TV show in New Neos and is part of a limited edition run. Holographic Lazer Tiger herself is a misprint and would have been destroyed if L.G. hadn't offered an exorbitant amount for her. Does she have serious behavioural issues like all misprints do? Yes. Though it's not like she can maul L.G. so he frankly doesn't care if she likes biting people.

Randomly gained consciousness during the 2nd instance of sudden mass AI sentience. He does not know what he was even originally made to do nor does anyone else he's asked.

Dresses wildly out of fashion

His apartment is filled with clutter. Real "magpie-nest" vibe to it do to all the colourful and shiny objects everywhere