Patrick Kappel

suzy’s gross younger brother. the big, cuddly teddy bear of the family, whose feelings are easy to hurt, but nobody quite dares to. the picture-perfect stereotype of a basement music nerd, with one major exception: he’s a really, really nice guy. patrick has a heart of gold, even though said heart is covered up by a sweaty old tanktop at all times. his bright personality allows him to blend in with just about every crowd, and he’s often seen hanging out with people who absolutely would not be his type of friend whatsoever. he has a pitiful, yet sweet sort of aura, that manages to endear people to him. you would thing that kind of thing stops working, when he enters puberty and stops being small and cute — but no! he’s still cute! 

an absolute band nerd. patrick has heard of just about every obscure harsh noise band from this reality, and several others! he’s a bit of an indie producer himself, but… hasn’t managed to hit more than 100 followers on any platform just yet. and roughly 67 of those are from his own family. if anything, they’re all very supportive! patrick feels lucky somehow, that despite not being the most well-put together guy, and still living at his parents’ house at age 27 without anything really meaningful on his resumé, he hasn’t felt judged or rushed at any time in his life. patrick simply takes life one step at a time, and that’s ok! everyone does wish he would shower more often, though.